…John Green is my beyond favorite author. He’s pretty much the embodiment of intelligence, conscientiousness, humor, and talent that I admire in other people. And he’s like, the grand poobah of Nerdfighters. (Sorry, does it sound like I would marry him? Because yes, I totally would, except he’s got like, a wife and kid or something ridiculous.)

And he’s coming out with a new book next year.

And it’s going to be called The Fault in Our Stars.

And he’s going to sign every single pre-ordered copy.

I’m kind of concerned that this will impair his ability to, you know, write future books (what with the extreme carpal tunnel).  Not that I’m not going to pre-order my copy.